ROUND 1

In was a cold and blustery morning as the gladiators arrived early on January 30th in the year 2006 at Rolfs Colliseum. The air inside was heavy with tension and the unmistakable musk of ass sweat. The Black Knight was clad in all black, including his kick ass ankle brace, while Hollywood the Destroyer copied his black shorts and ankle brace but didn't look nearly as sweet cause he had on some lame ass yellow middle school choir shirt. The rim parried a majority of the competitors shots in the shootaround, though unbeknownst the Destroyer, The Black Knight was missing on purpose. He would convince the Destroyer that he had been poisened the night before, making his game tired as Rip Van Winkle.

Game 1
The Destroyer unsheathed his piece first in the initial game with a barrage of one handed pseudo-hook shots that would've made Grand Master Wilt proud. Falling behind 7-3, The Black Knight battled back from the outside, bombing in long range shots like an archer shooting apples off chicks boobs. After a mid ranger jumper a la Vinny del Negro brought The Black Knight's lead to 10-7, it appeared as though the Destroyer's battle ship had been sunk. However showing a heart whose size could be surpassed only by the size of The Black Knight's sword, the Destroyer managed do just what Wilt had done so many times before, penetrate and score. The Black Knight would no be defeated on this day however, as he faked the Destroyer out of his ankle brace before scorching the net with his stunning good looks and silky smooth jump shotp to take a 1-0 lead in Round 1.

Game 2
The second match of the day featured a strong surge by team Bombaata. Like their barbarian god namesake, the bomabatans rode in from the hills towards the goal with reckless abandon. Befuddling the opposition with an array of lightning quickness and sweet between-the-legs dribbles, Team Bombaataccruised to an 11-8 victory

Game 3
In the final game of Chamberlin size climatic proportions, The Black Knight reigned surpreme. After falling behind early to the destroyers onslaught of or all arrays of weaponry, the The Black Knight found his stroke and filled the net like Wilt did so many women before him. Hitting 4 of his last 5 shots including 3 of 3 from behind the moat, The Black Knight had the walls come crumbling down, winning the decisive game 3 11-6 and taking a 1-0 lead in the best of 35 series

Score: Team Mirrors On the Ceiling leads 1-0